… And Another Thing

John Barber and Nezzy invite you to join them at the Bander’s Lifetime of Bashing (BLOB) Inn as new member, Peter Coffee, is signed in for the first time…  

“Hi Peter! Welcome to the club, so glad you could make it; pleased you found us OK. I’m Mike Jones, but just call me Basher; everyone round here’s got a nickname! Here’s your badge - just pop that on so everyone knows who you are!”

“Thanks and pleased to meet you too Basher! May I say what a lovely place you have here and great to see so many old colleagues too! Just look at the memorabilia you’ve got hanging up - it’s amazing! Hang on isn’t that…?”…

 
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